angelmoods:

in my past life i was a pearl in an oyster

thebibliosphere:

usingtimewisely:

zombiesahoy:

satanblessitt:

greatjaggi:

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

liquidstar:

adventure time lore is insane. it starts off just being a goofy kids show that has magic for no reason, but then you learn that all magic users are manic and/or depressed (what betty calls sadness and madness). because it turns out magic is actually a cosmic force beyond mortal comprehension, that itself was learned from cosmic entities that predated the existence of time itself inside a sea of monsters. and “magic” really is just understanding more about the nature of the universe than most people. that, in a way, reality isnt “real” and understanding that allows you to mold it. and thats magic. but that drives you to insanity and/or apathy. and there are beings who hold significant cosmic importance who are more prone to magic. and the reason magic became prevalent on earth is because of a nuclear war a thousand years ago, which released the entity that represents the destruction of all life onto the world. and after a nuclear apocalypse this gave way to a new earth, where magic could thrive. but a lot of the beings we see arent even magical, theyre just mutants from what happened 1000 years ago. and humanity as we know it has been all but wiped out. but everything stays the same because cycles of war and violence continue. and it doesnt matter if its nukes or magic. everything stays the same, but still changes.

chainsawyou:

giaseeds:

Hi Barbie!⭐️💕

sherhaanks-deactivated20220517:

gaybaeddel:

today-in-homestuck:

foetushinata:

marsgal27:

trenchgun:

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

happy eighth birthday john karkat

today in homestuck

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 19th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

>JOHN KARKAT

TRY AGAIN, SMARTASS

going through the REAL lesbian experience right now aka fighting with my ex on tinder

noneedtofearorhope:

beriliaa:

prokopetz:

Frankly, if I’m the odd one in a group I’d rather be mislabelled than singled out. “All right, ladies – oh, and Dave” like, don’t put me on the spot like that. For the purpose of this exercise I will answer to “ladies”.

regencyroaster:

i saw a quote that said “i feel like i’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that i’m right in the middle of what i used to look forward to.” and i felt that.

depsidase:

another-punk-trans-woman:

Funny how a mass arrest goes completely under the radar when it’s mostly teens, right?

pack-yr-romantic-mind:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

The United Auto Workers are also negotiating new contracts with the big three US car manufacturers and have announced that they’re prepared to strike if they can’t get a fair deal.

UAW head says it's prepared to strike against Big Three automakers as negotiations start Thursday | CNN Business

Ahead of contract negotiations set to begin Thursday, the head of the United Auto Workers union declared that it’s prepared to strike agains

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